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    Tuesday, March 11, 2008

    Maybe it's just me...

    Maybe it's just me, but it seems like whenever I go to the library in hope of meeting some hot chicks, a bunch of dudes always end up sitting around me. Do I really repel the ladies that much? My usual tactic is to sit down in an area where there are a bunch of open tables, hoping that a pretty girl will come sit down on a nearby table. But today it was pretty bad, and last time it was HORRIBLE. Dudes as far as the eye could see on the first floor education section. Ugh.





    Only one of these guys was here when I sat down.


    So my question is, Where are all the girls at? Turns out that both of the times this happened was during or close to devotional time, is that where they are?

    Some random dude sitting at my table happens to be one of my pet peeves, especially if there are tables with girls on them that they could have sit on. I mean, If I was a dude coming into a room full of no open tables, I would NOT pick one that another dude was already sitting on, I would pick one with a chick on it.
    Maybe I'm just weird. But if you read this and you are a dude, and you don't already, please do us all the favor of not punking us by being that random dude.

    Oh and happy 311 day!

    6 comments:

    Adam said...

    Dan, this blog is truly a precious gem in the blogosphere crown.

    Trevor said...

    Great post Dan. I remember the good ol' days of trolling the library for chicks. Oh yeah.

    And your Hawaii post was very informative. I wish I had read that before I went last summer.

    You've got a great blog going here.

    Mike said...

    Dan, I feel your pain. Not really though, since I don't go to the library.

    Ross said...

    Well done, Dan!

    This is the kind of article I like to waste my time on.

    Cathy said...

    because they are there to study not pick up hot babes

    Jeris and Suzanna Hobbs said...

    Dan I like your "sit down and do nothing and hopefully the chicks come to you" approach. Let me know how that pans out.